just when I think this storyline can't get any STUPIDER

Death by pen.

PEN?

Are you fucking KIDDING me?! And it wasn't even one of those sharp ink well pens either!

And WTF was up with Chance putting out a WANTED POSTER for a JACKET?! What's next? A frickin' APB?! "All cars within the vicinity of Genoa City be on the look out for a tuxedo jacket. Black in color. Soft to the touch." Oy vey.

I don't want to see anyone lose their job, but these writers have GOT. TO. GO.

And what was up with Phyllis saying the garbage bin was full? How would she know that? Does she have some sort of special esp with garbage bins because she was nowhere NEAR the bin when Sharon dumped the coat. And why in the world did Sharon put that kid in a stroller to toss an overcoat?! Leave her in the car for Pete's sake.