send them to the cornfield!

Happy to see Sharon & Phyllis dressed appropriately to be running through the cornfield--tight pants and high heeled boots......

well duh

Chloe's "outrage" over Billy getting married to Victoria while drunk was pretty comical, especially when she ranted about what kind of an "influence" he was going to have on Delia now.

The same "influence" he's had so far: a shitty one.

budget cuts!

Now I see why Billy & Victoria got married on the *cough*beach*cough* the same week we discover Adam is still alive. So Y&R could reuse that cheesy *cough*beach*cough*.

I'm guessing the Set Department worked really hard at this. They threw down some sand in the middle of the studio, brought in some swaying Palm trees from somebody's backyard birthday luau, and had Billy & Victoria get married on it.

Then they removed the limbo stick and the rum drinking "Jamaicans" with their really bad accents, Mon, and brought Adam and his lawn chair out and slapped them on the sand.

Speaking of really bad accents, Billy Miller was vacillating between his really bad fake Jamaican accent and his really bad fake Irish accent when he was reading the note with the video from his Jamaican friends, Mon.

father never knows best

I thought it was MIGHTY FUNNY of TGVN to tell Phyllis to butt out of her husband's affairs right after Victor butted into his daughter's affairs and caused her to lose custody of her son.

Yep, Victor's arrogance never ceases to amaze me.

Why did they bring this buffon back?!

BTW, Nick needs to get his ass to a chiropractor to see if he can locate his spine. Does he EVER stand up for his wife to daddy dearest?!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......................

No, no, NOOOOOOOOOO! These two are HORRIBLE together.

I really hope he wins

Aside from that one bad meltdown at the GC Athletic Club when he realized Patti was his sister, Doug Davidson has really been putting his heart and soul into this role. He's up for a Daytime Emmy and I hope he wins. He certainly deserves it. I have NO IDEA why Peter Bergman was nominated. He's done nothing but wince and stare off into the distance for most of this year. The same way he does most years.

ch-ch-ch-changes

What in the world are the writers doing with Chloe's character?

At first she was this clingy, lying femme fatale who went after Billy and married Cane, knowing she was carrying Billy's baby. Then suddenly after the baby was born, she seemed to mature and become more of an adult, much in part, I believe because of her new relationship with Chance.

He asked her to marry him and she was mature enough to say she wasn't ready.

Now all of a sudden, she's showing up everywhere with food for Chance, whining about how they never get to spend any time together and she's getting all clingy again. What about HER job? Who's running Restless Style these days now that Billy is in Jamaica and Jill has been fired and Chloe has a new job working as Chance's waitress? What about Chloe's life? Why is she suddenly so insecure again? All of a sudden she doesn't get that people have jobs and responsibilities and can't be partying all the time so she calls that idiot ex of hers?!

The writers are once again ruining a good character.

one hairy mess

Ok, I get that Patti is nuts and doesn't have access to a brush and comb...
















But what the hell is VICTORIA'S excuse?! She hasn't brushed that rat's nest all day! As if that beach scene wasn't painful enough to watch in the first place...

it's the Boobsey Twins!

They solve crimes and flash their big boobs!

They're so clever! They question Patti for the truth and when she tells the truth, they say she's incapable of telling the truth.

And leave it to the Boobsy Twins to come up with the SURPRISING idea that maybe Adam called his killer before his death, because we KNOW the COPS would never come up with something like that!

Their crime solving wisdom underwhelms me!

sounds like a new GCPD recruit

Oooooooooooooooo so NOW someone notices the smell of peroxide when it was done at the Abbott house, but nobody noticed it before when the dye job was done in a small enclosed room WITH NO WINDOWS?! I'm revoking Jack's junior detective badge......for life!

Speaking of losing his junior detective's badge, why didn't Jack just CHECK EMILY'S PULSE to make sure she was still alive?! Duh alert. And how good is that medical examiner? Surely Emily's body was still warm since she was....ummmmm, what's that word? oh yeah........ALIVE.

the saddest thing about Amber leaving the show is

....that in all these years, she was never able to afford waterproof mascara.

it's the nanny!

Just a FEW WEEKS back, Sharon got Faith and kept rambling on ad naseum how NO ONE BUT HER AND NICK could bond with this baby. OMG! No one could feed Faith or God forbid, TOUCH FAITH, but her and Nick.

Today Victor called and she's all, "Ok, I'll call the nanny."

Wow, that bonding didn't take long, did it?

outsmarted by a psycho

Jack Abbott's self esteem should be in the basement by now. I mean, the guy has been outsmarted, not once, but TWICE by a psycho.

And the absurdities of this storyline continues.....

How many Jane Does are in the mental facility and why wasn't Emily's body recognized by anyone? How did Patti get her downstairs to the morgue all by her lonesome without being spotted? Sure SOME of the staff were out, but was EVERYONE out for the day?

As if dying her hair in the cell the first time around wasn't DUMB enough, now we have this...

the GCPD is filled with idiots

Once again the GCPD have proven themselves to be idiots. On the strength of Adam--a known liar-- talking to HIMSELF, with no other voices on the phone for verification, they now believe that Nick killed Adam.

Chance needs to get his ass back to the Army because he TOTALLY SUCKS as a "detective".

Let's see, so far he has blamed Victoria for Adam's murder, then Nick, then Victor, and now we're back to Nick. Victoria needs to pack her bags, just in case Chance wants to rearrest her.

pop goes your weasel

IF the zoo and amusement park has been abandoned for years, how can the clown music possibly be playing all the time?!

boil toil bubble and brew

I have to admit, I like Sarah's character much better than Lauren's.

Lauren is soooo freaking boring most of the time.

why are soap cops always such complete idiots

Today Jack said, "Pomerantz is smart enough to know I wouldn't leave my calling card"--his handkerchief stuffed down the Adam's throat--and yet Pomerantz arrested Nick because of his pen, along with a little blood on his jacket. Yeah, makes perfect sense. Jack is innocent but clearly Nick is suspicious.

And how could they all "stand around and watch Adam die" as Pomerantz suggested when the lights were out?! Geez, I don't know who is worse: Chance or Pomerantz.

they're a few crayons short of a box

How BRILLIANT to set a fire INSIDE the cage where you're trapped....just BRILLIANT

ring a ling a ling...this is eric braeden phoning in my performance..

Eric Braeden's "acting" as of late has been so bad and so freaking boring, that it's difficult to watch.

What the HELL gives with him calling everyone by their last name? "I understand the consequences, Michael Baldwin, and you have to understand what I'm guilty of."

BESIDES INCREDIBLY BAD ACTING,EB?!

His whole monotone, boring "confession" was mind numbing at best. You got that?

the "detective" is a jackass

Spoiler: "It becomes clear that Victor is protecting someone he loves very deeply as Chance finds another suspect"

Ok, Chance is working my last nerve. He needs to be fired and the DA needs to be booted. Seriously, does anyone actually conduct a FULL investigation on this show? Every time Chance gets a little bit of evidence, he arrests someone.

Just a thought: why doesn't Chance just arrest the entire town and then let them go when he doesn't have enough evidence to convict them?