life imitates art?

I don't know what a "fairly" tale is, but remember Crystal Hunt, who used to play Lizzie on GL? Yikes!
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Their fairly tale love has a soap opera ending

It was a romance right out of a soap opera.

He was the dashing cancer surgeon.

She was the hot blond TV star.

He proposed over a bathtub filled with bubbles and water lilies, and slipped a five-carat fancy yellow diamond ring on her finger.

The engagement party was at her sister's Odessa home. The happy couple arrived by helicopter. They planned to marry this past September and live in the Tarpon Springs home she bought for $870,000.

But the romance began to unravel the day she got a letter from a stranger.

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Now, Crystal Hunt, a Clearwater native who played troublemaker Stacy Morasco on ABC's One Life to Live, has called off the engagement.

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budget cuts!

Now I see why Billy & Victoria got married on the *cough*beach*cough* the same week we discover Adam is still alive. So Y&R could reuse that cheesy *cough*beach*cough*.

I'm guessing the Set Department worked really hard at this. They threw down some sand in the middle of the studio, brought in some swaying Palm trees from somebody's backyard birthday luau, and had Billy & Victoria get married on it.

Then they removed the limbo stick and the rum drinking "Jamaicans" with their really bad accents, Mon, and brought Adam and his lawn chair out and slapped them on the sand.

Speaking of really bad accents, Billy Miller was vacillating between his really bad fake Jamaican accent and his really bad fake Irish accent when he was reading the note with the video from his Jamaican friends, Mon.

reality bites

I'm so happy that Y&R writers give us realistic storylines.

Take Nick getting attacked in jail. This sort of thing happens every day in real life and every day the accused murderer (Nick in this case) is set free simply because he's in danger from other inmates.

BULLSHIT! Nick would have been placed in solitary so he wasn't in any danger.

This show SUCKS when it comes to "reality".

father never knows best

I thought it was MIGHTY FUNNY of TGVN to tell Phyllis to butt out of her husband's affairs right after Victor butted into his daughter's affairs and caused her to lose custody of her son.

Yep, Victor's arrogance never ceases to amaze me.

Why did they bring this buffon back?!

BTW, Nick needs to get his ass to a chiropractor to see if he can locate his spine. Does he EVER stand up for his wife to daddy dearest?!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......................

No, no, NOOOOOOOOOO! These two are HORRIBLE together.

I really hope he wins

Aside from that one bad meltdown at the GC Athletic Club when he realized Patti was his sister, Doug Davidson has really been putting his heart and soul into this role. He's up for a Daytime Emmy and I hope he wins. He certainly deserves it. I have NO IDEA why Peter Bergman was nominated. He's done nothing but wince and stare off into the distance for most of this year. The same way he does most years.

ch-ch-ch-changes

What in the world are the writers doing with Chloe's character?

At first she was this clingy, lying femme fatale who went after Billy and married Cane, knowing she was carrying Billy's baby. Then suddenly after the baby was born, she seemed to mature and become more of an adult, much in part, I believe because of her new relationship with Chance.

He asked her to marry him and she was mature enough to say she wasn't ready.

Now all of a sudden, she's showing up everywhere with food for Chance, whining about how they never get to spend any time together and she's getting all clingy again. What about HER job? Who's running Restless Style these days now that Billy is in Jamaica and Jill has been fired and Chloe has a new job working as Chance's waitress? What about Chloe's life? Why is she suddenly so insecure again? All of a sudden she doesn't get that people have jobs and responsibilities and can't be partying all the time so she calls that idiot ex of hers?!

The writers are once again ruining a good character.

one hairy mess

Ok, I get that Patti is nuts and doesn't have access to a brush and comb...
















But what the hell is VICTORIA'S excuse?! She hasn't brushed that rat's nest all day! As if that beach scene wasn't painful enough to watch in the first place...

it's the Boobsey Twins!

They solve crimes and flash their big boobs!

They're so clever! They question Patti for the truth and when she tells the truth, they say she's incapable of telling the truth.

And leave it to the Boobsy Twins to come up with the SURPRISING idea that maybe Adam called his killer before his death, because we KNOW the COPS would never come up with something like that!

Their crime solving wisdom underwhelms me!

sounds like a new GCPD recruit

Oooooooooooooooo so NOW someone notices the smell of peroxide when it was done at the Abbott house, but nobody noticed it before when the dye job was done in a small enclosed room WITH NO WINDOWS?! I'm revoking Jack's junior detective badge......for life!

Speaking of losing his junior detective's badge, why didn't Jack just CHECK EMILY'S PULSE to make sure she was still alive?! Duh alert. And how good is that medical examiner? Surely Emily's body was still warm since she was....ummmmm, what's that word? oh yeah........ALIVE.

the saddest thing about Amber leaving the show is

....that in all these years, she was never able to afford waterproof mascara.

it's the nanny!

Just a FEW WEEKS back, Sharon got Faith and kept rambling on ad naseum how NO ONE BUT HER AND NICK could bond with this baby. OMG! No one could feed Faith or God forbid, TOUCH FAITH, but her and Nick.

Today Victor called and she's all, "Ok, I'll call the nanny."

Wow, that bonding didn't take long, did it?

outsmarted by a psycho

Jack Abbott's self esteem should be in the basement by now. I mean, the guy has been outsmarted, not once, but TWICE by a psycho.

And the absurdities of this storyline continues.....

How many Jane Does are in the mental facility and why wasn't Emily's body recognized by anyone? How did Patti get her downstairs to the morgue all by her lonesome without being spotted? Sure SOME of the staff were out, but was EVERYONE out for the day?

As if dying her hair in the cell the first time around wasn't DUMB enough, now we have this...

the GCPD is filled with idiots

Once again the GCPD have proven themselves to be idiots. On the strength of Adam--a known liar-- talking to HIMSELF, with no other voices on the phone for verification, they now believe that Nick killed Adam.

Chance needs to get his ass back to the Army because he TOTALLY SUCKS as a "detective".

Let's see, so far he has blamed Victoria for Adam's murder, then Nick, then Victor, and now we're back to Nick. Victoria needs to pack her bags, just in case Chance wants to rearrest her.

pop goes your weasel

IF the zoo and amusement park has been abandoned for years, how can the clown music possibly be playing all the time?!