sounds like a new GCPD recruit

Oooooooooooooooo so NOW someone notices the smell of peroxide when it was done at the Abbott house, but nobody noticed it before when the dye job was done in a small enclosed room WITH NO WINDOWS?! I'm revoking Jack's junior detective badge......for life!

Speaking of losing his junior detective's badge, why didn't Jack just CHECK EMILY'S PULSE to make sure she was still alive?! Duh alert. And how good is that medical examiner? Surely Emily's body was still warm since she was....ummmmm, what's that word? oh yeah........ALIVE.

outsmarted by a psycho

Jack Abbott's self esteem should be in the basement by now. I mean, the guy has been outsmarted, not once, but TWICE by a psycho.

And the absurdities of this storyline continues.....

How many Jane Does are in the mental facility and why wasn't Emily's body recognized by anyone? How did Patti get her downstairs to the morgue all by her lonesome without being spotted? Sure SOME of the staff were out, but was EVERYONE out for the day?

As if dying her hair in the cell the first time around wasn't DUMB enough, now we have this...

dumb and dumber

This Patti/Emily switch annoys me on so many levels.

The ASININE writers expect us to swallow Patti and Emily not only looking alike, sounding alike, walking alike, now they want us to believe the women kiss the same, make love the same and have exactly the same body.

Another thing about Patti that makes absolutely no sense is that she was on tons of strong medication. Now here she is with NO medication and she's acting perfectly normal. She must have gone to the Ashley Abbott Cure Yourself of Mental Illness Academy.

A big "FUCK YOU" to the sloppy writers who think the viewers are stupid.

I....ummmm...do?

When you've been married five or six times like Jack Abbott has been, the wedding vows and toasts are just downright laughable.

What was up with Ashley saying Jack had "waited his whole life" to find Emily/Patti? Um, and what were all the other marriages? Trial runs? I also had to LOL @Jack saying "this time" he was going to get it right. Yes, as opposed to all the other times he fucked it up.

And when Billy said Jack would never turn his back on Emily, I wanted to ROFL. Is he forgetting how Jack turned his back on HIM?

doctor doctor mrs md

Does anybody else think that Emily is acting like Patty these days? Especially with the mention of the Catholic Church.

And somebody please explain to me how Jack is going to get married in the Church when he's been divorced several times with NO annulments?

I think the new Tucker has a good, hard edge to him that William Russ just didn't have. He was too much the easy charmer, but that isn't in keeping with the character.

What gives with Jill being all smug that Tucker wouldn't let Jack buy the company outright? Not like Tucker gave her suggestion a bit of thought either. She's going to be used sooo badly. Anyone can see it coming. And I'm sure when she finally realizes what a hard ass Tucker is, Jill will be shocked and surprised. Oy.