one hairy mess

Ok, I get that Patti is nuts and doesn't have access to a brush and comb...
















But what the hell is VICTORIA'S excuse?! She hasn't brushed that rat's nest all day! As if that beach scene wasn't painful enough to watch in the first place...

outsmarted by a psycho

Jack Abbott's self esteem should be in the basement by now. I mean, the guy has been outsmarted, not once, but TWICE by a psycho.

And the absurdities of this storyline continues.....

How many Jane Does are in the mental facility and why wasn't Emily's body recognized by anyone? How did Patti get her downstairs to the morgue all by her lonesome without being spotted? Sure SOME of the staff were out, but was EVERYONE out for the day?

As if dying her hair in the cell the first time around wasn't DUMB enough, now we have this...

thoughts on today's show

Why doesn't Patti EVER get caught ranting and raving and screaming to herself in the Abbott Mansion? Can't Jack afford a housekeeper?

Why is Phyllis phreaking out about Nick's jacket having blood on it? Wasn't he in an EXPLOSION? With flying debris?!

You just know that whatever Victor threw in the garbage and made a big production out of getting rid of was something diabolically important to the murder case.

I am SO FED UP with all the garbage about no one else being able to hold Faith other than Nick and Sharon. Today when Nick left the room and seemed to go deaf at the top of the stairs, Phyllis held the baby. And in other news, the world yawned...

are your pants on fire?

I had to laugh at how Patti told Adam no one would believe him because he's a pathological liar, then she believed him when he said he'd put her back in a padded cell if she didn't help him. Oy!

dumb and dumber

This Patti/Emily switch annoys me on so many levels.

The ASININE writers expect us to swallow Patti and Emily not only looking alike, sounding alike, walking alike, now they want us to believe the women kiss the same, make love the same and have exactly the same body.

Another thing about Patti that makes absolutely no sense is that she was on tons of strong medication. Now here she is with NO medication and she's acting perfectly normal. She must have gone to the Ashley Abbott Cure Yourself of Mental Illness Academy.

A big "FUCK YOU" to the sloppy writers who think the viewers are stupid.

shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen

This whole hair thing is stupid because Patti first put that blonde wig on when she was running with Colleen it was a WIG, not her real hair. And they admitted her to the psych ward with the wig on because I remember wondering why they'd do that because she could strangle herself with the wig.

Now all of a sudden, she's in a padded cell, restricted and suddenly it's her real hair. I think the writers need a padded room...

simply hair raising

When Patty went into the nuthouse she was wearing a blonde wig. Now all of a sudden, that wig has brown roots....go figure.

users and losers

So by now it's well known that Mary Jane is really Paul Williams' sister, Patti.

I can't help but wonder what Paul's going to think when he finds out that good ole Victor brought his obviously mentally unstable sister to Genoa City to ruin Jack.

Great show on Friday with Phillip returning rom the dead, but they're going to need more of a storyline than a "sorry, I was gay and drinking and couldn't deal with it" to convince me that abandoning your wife and child was justified.