dearly beloved we are gathered here to mourn the death of our ex-husband...

I nearly laughed my ASS off when Phyllis told Nick he was NOT moving out. LOL! He stood there with that "deer in the headlights/omg! this is way worse than PMS!" look on his face. I wonder if EvilPhyllis is back? She's probably gassing up her car right now...LOL!

Shouldn't Lauren have ben invited to that "ex wives funeral"? She's oddly absent, considering that Eden is the one who created this mess in the first place. And I love how everyone keeps reminding us of what a "good boy" Noah is. Really? Then why is he associating with and being led by a first class liar?

From watching the women reminisce, one thing is clear, Eileen Davidson looks sexy in every hairstyle she ever had! Short, long, curly, straight, doesn't matter. She looks beautiful. And nuAbby could definitely pass as her "real" daughter.

Jack told Nick he's still Sharon's husband, but didn't he also tell Sharon the divorce papers arrived days earlier in the mail? That's his problem he hasn't signed them. As far as Sharon's concerned, it's VERY clear she's moved on.

hi, my name is nick and i'm a CHEATER

Soooooo, "the one constant that defines" her entire life as Sharon Newman knows it is that she's the girl who fell in love with Nick Newman.....back in freaking high school. Unbelievable. The birth/death of her daughter didn't do it, near death of her son didn't do it, her son surviving premature birth didn't do it, getting raped didn't do it, but falling in love with Nick did.

Sharon needs to stop dying her hair blonde. The dye is killing what few brain cells she has left. And wasn't it cozy the way Sharon and Cheater sat on the couch reminiscing about the good times, not a care in the world, and certainly not a worry about all the lives they just destroyed. Way to go, Nick. The apple didn't fall far from the jerk tree in that family.