today's rant

When kajillionaire Steve Fossett was missing in September 2007, he was not declared legally dead until February 2008 after months and months of searching. One must admire how quickly the Mexican government works. Victor is missing one day, and he's declared dead, his death cert is issued and Adam is acting like a power hungry dictator at Newman. I’m loving that part, though. Can’t wait to see the smart ass fall on his face.

Lily is sorry she didn’t go to modeling school?! She stepped out of total obscurity into a contract with a major cosmetic company, and she’s sorry she didn’t go to modeling school?! Gawd she IS stupid.

Anna to Devon: “You have the whole music thing going on for you and you didn’t have to go to school.” WHAT “music thing”? Sitting around with a kid writing music? I’m just glad they’re getting rid of her, and from the forums I’ve read, I won’t be the only one happy to see her backside hitting the streets.

I love the way the bartender told Nick and Nicki about the body, instead of the police hunting them down. Classy. Wonder if the bartender is also responsible for filling out the death certificate and burying the body?

one man's floor is another man's ceiling

Katherine: "How did such a little girl like you get such a great big beautiful voice?"

Ana: "Mom always says it's a gift from God."

No, it's a fucking annoyance.

*Keeping my fingers crossed they send her away to that school in New Hampshire*


Does anybody else think it's stupid that Devon is writing music with a little kid?

thoughts on today's show

I love how Nick is concerned about his dad and his half brother, and in the very same breath he starts talking about sex with Phyllis. What a leap. Next thing you see “worried” Adam is making out with Heather in the Newman living room. Sweet how everyone is off worrying themselves sick about Victor.

Lauren said to Michael, “Honey, you’re looking for your dad and Victor. You must be exhausted.” Geez, it’s not like he’s out there physically doing any LOOKING.

Chloe gets released from the hospital and the doctor tells her to rest with her feet up so she goes out to a nightclub to do that? She’s going to make a fine mother.

I hardly think Victoria and Nicholas see Adam as any sort of threat, as suggested by Heather. And how crass of her to say, “some day all of this will be yours” when Adam’s father is missing.

Watching that self-righteous Devon lecture Cane was a hoot.

Even in a foreign country Victor Newman manages to find some peon kid to do his work for him. Kid should have told him to get his own damn meds.

You know how I brought up all the awkward hugging that goes on in TV land amongst the guy friends? You know the “pat slap”? They also do the weird handshake thing. Not the normal handshake but more of a fist bump.

is it chilly in here or is it the winterzzz?