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I have to admit, I like Sarah's character much better than Lauren's.

Lauren is soooo freaking boring most of the time.

why are soap cops always such complete idiots

Today Jack said, "Pomerantz is smart enough to know I wouldn't leave my calling card"--his handkerchief stuffed down the Adam's throat--and yet Pomerantz arrested Nick because of his pen, along with a little blood on his jacket. Yeah, makes perfect sense. Jack is innocent but clearly Nick is suspicious.

And how could they all "stand around and watch Adam die" as Pomerantz suggested when the lights were out?! Geez, I don't know who is worse: Chance or Pomerantz.

they're a few crayons short of a box

How BRILLIANT to set a fire INSIDE the cage where you're trapped....just BRILLIANT

ring a ling a ling...this is eric braeden phoning in my performance..

Eric Braeden's "acting" as of late has been so bad and so freaking boring, that it's difficult to watch.

What the HELL gives with him calling everyone by their last name? "I understand the consequences, Michael Baldwin, and you have to understand what I'm guilty of."

BESIDES INCREDIBLY BAD ACTING,EB?!

His whole monotone, boring "confession" was mind numbing at best. You got that?

the "detective" is a jackass

Spoiler: "It becomes clear that Victor is protecting someone he loves very deeply as Chance finds another suspect"

Ok, Chance is working my last nerve. He needs to be fired and the DA needs to be booted. Seriously, does anyone actually conduct a FULL investigation on this show? Every time Chance gets a little bit of evidence, he arrests someone.

Just a thought: why doesn't Chance just arrest the entire town and then let them go when he doesn't have enough evidence to convict them?

just when I think this storyline can't get any STUPIDER

Death by pen.

PEN?

Are you fucking KIDDING me?! And it wasn't even one of those sharp ink well pens either!

And WTF was up with Chance putting out a WANTED POSTER for a JACKET?! What's next? A frickin' APB?! "All cars within the vicinity of Genoa City be on the look out for a tuxedo jacket. Black in color. Soft to the touch." Oy vey.

I don't want to see anyone lose their job, but these writers have GOT. TO. GO.

And what was up with Phyllis saying the garbage bin was full? How would she know that? Does she have some sort of special esp with garbage bins because she was nowhere NEAR the bin when Sharon dumped the coat. And why in the world did Sharon put that kid in a stroller to toss an overcoat?! Leave her in the car for Pete's sake.

the cream of the crop

My favorite part was of today's show was when Lauren told Daisy that unlike Shelia, SHE wasn't crazy.

Really, Lauren? She has you locked in a cage, and Jana in a box and she's NOT crazy?!

Who's the crazy one now, beyotch?