She's Glo-wing

I really like Judith's red hair. It makes her look younger and sexier.

It looks so much more natural than that Cruella DeVille look she had for so long.

And how dumb are she and Jeff to keep doing Victor's bidding? They flirt with going to jail every time and that asshole has no intention of giving them a penny. Victor was right about one thing: Jeff ISN'T very bright. He's stupid for falling for Victor's shit.

we are family

Did Adam actually say that if it were any of Victor's other kids who had behaved the way he did, Victor would have forgiven them?! Evidently he doesn't know Victor very well.

Why in the world would Jeff put that cream on his face to make a point? What a dolt. And how stupid is this storyline? Gloria could counter that Jeff put something in the cream himself. Puhleeze.

Billy, Billy, Billy. Wonderful of you to give Jack something ELSE to hold over your head. When are you going to learn brother dear doesn't love you, he loves manipulating you?

What would Eden know about the Baldwin family house rules? Other than how to break every one of them. You'd think she'd be grateful for a roof over her head all these weeks, instead of doing her best to be a jerk. I thought OldEden was annoying, but this one seems rather petulant. Casting still doesn't have it right.

today's rant

Why in the world would Katherine only give Brock 1% of her damn estate and give her MAID half of the house and Jill 50% of her estate? Makes no sense. Why wouldn’t she share the remaining 50% evenly between Brock and Jill? I LMAO when Jill wanted to contest the will before it had even been read in it’s entirety. For what purpose? Guess she forgets that she’s already as rich as Croesus without Katherine’s money. She can well afford to buy out Esther’s share if she’s so desperate to get that mausoleum to herself.

So the entire Abbott family is now seeing dead John and nobody says anything about it to anyone else or sees it as a wee bit odd? Good to see there’s fake tanning lotion in Heaven. You’d think someone close to Jerry D would say, “Dude. Your face is the color of a pumpkin.” or something equally tactful.

Dina was anxious to see her granddaughter Colleen and yet she rushed back without bothering to see her? Grandma of the Year material.

Daniel can’t stay because he has concert obligations…LOL! Yeah, right. Couldn’t they have come up with a more plausible excuse than that, like his toilet was clogged or his library books were overdue?

Why are Jeff and Gloria trusting Jack? Just yesterday he told them to get lost. And they just take some of Jack’s liquor? When are they going to move out of that damn pool house? They act like white trash relatives. How long is Jack going to let Gloria use that pathetic “I miss John” excuse in exchange for free lodging?

let's spot the inconsistencies!

When did Paul become judge and jury? Because he THINKS Chow killed JiMin and planted evidence to frame Victor and Jack, it’s an automatic fact now? And what gives with the cop giving him all the information on the case, as well as JT, simply because Paul’s old man USED to be a cop? Heather shows up to assure Jabot isn’t liable when the police haven’t even done their report yet? WTH? If anyone was liable, wouldn't it be the limo company? Then Heather and Paul are allowed to trample all through a “designated crime scene”? Do the initials O.J. ring a bell to anyone?

Katherine said Jill sent fear and chaos through Jabot’s “highest corporate level”? Um, hello? Aren’t Katherine and Jill and Nikki Jabot’s “highest corporate level”?

If Chloe only slept with Cane a week or so ago, how could she even be a candidate for an ultrasound this early?

The writers have got to get Glo and Jeff OUT of the pool house. Surely they can afford to remodel so it doesn’t look like the same set. Having them live there is like expecting us to believe Candy Spelling would live in a Motel 6.

Victoria just HAD to apologize to Sabrina, then she gets in there and starts talking about the old days of their friendship. She knows Sabrina is dying, but doesn’t bother to say, “I love you,” or “I’m sorry I misjudged you" when she leaves. This is probably setting us up for weeks of “why didn’t I apologize when I had the chance?!” angst.

While the show is more interesting, I’m not sure if it’s the stories that are more interesting or pointing out all of the inconsistencies in the writer’s sloppy work that’s got me happy.

GROSS ALERT!!!

Isn't this the most AWKWARD KISS you've ever seen?! Like two guppies kissing. Or gasping for their last breath. I'm not sure which.