A.D.A. my A.S.S.

Heather really is a force to be reckoned with in the DA's office, isn't she? Couldn't solve JiMin's case, couldn't figure out Amber kept the real money and burned up fake, couldn't make the charges against Phyllis stick, and now that she's back anew, the case against Brad has been dropped since both Walter and David are dead. Conveniently, Brad faces no charges. Usually when someone dies, the charges start piling up, not the other way around.

But, of course, Heather does give him and Jill a good talking to!

BTW, with all the jet setting Nikki and Nick are doing lately, who the hell is putting together the latest issue of RS, which seems to squeak in past the deadline at the last minute every month as it is?

UP and coming....

Word is that Karen is on her way out again. I don’t know why they brought her back, to be perfectly frank. But now that she’s here they need to play Tyra against her. I think that’s why Tyra is suddenly telling Neil that Devon and Ana are brother and sister. To stay close to him. Speaking of Karen, did you know that Nia Peeples real name is Virenia Gwendolyn Peeples? Yep, I’d change it too.

The new and improved (as well as older) Noah will reappear from “camp” on August 13th, as well as Traci Abbott.

Jana and Kevin will marry on August 15th.

According to the Feds, Nikki and Victor are still legally married.

Adam blabs the truth this week about David Chow and Brad to Nikki. She flies into a rage and confronts Brad and Jill.

Damn it, I was hoping Eric Braeden was on vacation. That was the only redeeming factor in the Sabrina death story as far as I was concerned: the fact that Victor would “disappear”. I had no ide he’d “disappear” and yet stay on our screen day after day. Sigh.

For those who are wondering, the name of the actor who played Sabrina's former lover Philippe, it's David May.

Hmmmm, interesting

Tyra tells Neil that she is not Ana's mother, but Yolanda is.
I wonder if this is true or just her way of staying aboard Neil's gravy train?

Neil is named head of Newman Enterprises, and Adam/Vic Jr. is bumped off of his high horse.
BWAHAHAHA. Couldn't happen to a more arrogant jerk.

Adam tells Nikki that Brad knew about David's gambling.
Good. I'm glad the truth about Brad's manipulation is finally coming out. I can't wait for them to find Skye's cell phone and I know they will, right along with Brad's stupid message about how they scammed Chow.

restless (trashy)style

Sharon doesn't seem to have any qualms about going after the story of David Chow. She thought Jack was genius with his trashing of Sabrina.

I can't help but wonder how she'd feel if Jack did a big expose about Cassie's death?

I don't know why Jack doesn't stop pretending that RS is about fashion and just start a trash magazine like he wants to?

go, nikki! go,nikki!

Good for her for dumping Chow's ashes in a wheel barrow full of manure, a more than fitting resting place for that sack of crap.

I predict...

that because Paul found Skye's body in the same place David boarded Nikki's horse, that Paul will conclude David was the murderer and that will make it gospel fact.

I just hope she has her cell with her so they can nail Brad's ass to the wall for creating a good bit of this mess and indirectly causing her death.

let's spot the inconsistencies!

When did Paul become judge and jury? Because he THINKS Chow killed JiMin and planted evidence to frame Victor and Jack, it’s an automatic fact now? And what gives with the cop giving him all the information on the case, as well as JT, simply because Paul’s old man USED to be a cop? Heather shows up to assure Jabot isn’t liable when the police haven’t even done their report yet? WTH? If anyone was liable, wouldn't it be the limo company? Then Heather and Paul are allowed to trample all through a “designated crime scene”? Do the initials O.J. ring a bell to anyone?

Katherine said Jill sent fear and chaos through Jabot’s “highest corporate level”? Um, hello? Aren’t Katherine and Jill and Nikki Jabot’s “highest corporate level”?

If Chloe only slept with Cane a week or so ago, how could she even be a candidate for an ultrasound this early?

The writers have got to get Glo and Jeff OUT of the pool house. Surely they can afford to remodel so it doesn’t look like the same set. Having them live there is like expecting us to believe Candy Spelling would live in a Motel 6.

Victoria just HAD to apologize to Sabrina, then she gets in there and starts talking about the old days of their friendship. She knows Sabrina is dying, but doesn’t bother to say, “I love you,” or “I’m sorry I misjudged you" when she leaves. This is probably setting us up for weeks of “why didn’t I apologize when I had the chance?!” angst.

While the show is more interesting, I’m not sure if it’s the stories that are more interesting or pointing out all of the inconsistencies in the writer’s sloppy work that’s got me happy.

speculation

Rumor has it that Sabrina and child will die in a car accident. I wonder if this is the same murder David Chow is going to pull off? Especially since I also heard Chow is leaving the show. Oh, happy day.

I still think Chow is working for the senator that Jack and Victor brought down. Rest assured, when he goes out, Chow will be blamed for every storyline that wasn't tied up, like the jet sabotage.

the young and the delusional

Just when I think Nikki can't get any dumber relationship wise, she lets a known gambler keep his CEO job with Jabot. Why doesn't she just give him a blank check and be done with it? As if BEGGING him to stay with her wasn't humiliating enough. When a guy tells you he's not good enough for you, BELIEVE HIM.

Wow, isn't Victor quite the loving daddy? "Don't ever forget who I am and don't ever forget who you are or you'll be sorry." What a sweet thing to tell your son. Guess Vic Jr. is finally getting a taste of what the old man is really like. Wait till Sabrina gets her turn. Jr. seriously needs to move out, and get himself a life. And I love how Victor has told Jr. that Heather was trying to frame him for JiMin's murder about ten times now. You got that?!

Why is Cane suddenly in charge of the fashion side of Jabot? Wasn't he hired in construction? It always amazes me how people on the soaps just snag great jobs with absolutely no experience whatsoever.
After a drunk induced rolling in the sheets with Adrian, that ever so classy Amber didn't even bother to go home and change out of her bathing suit.

no shit, sherlock

AHA! I knew Chow killed JiMin. He was just too sleazy, which is probably why I can’t stand him.

Love the way Heather considered having the wrong name on a contract a “minor” error. And she’s suddenly determined to solve the JiMin thing when she never had ability to do it when she was the D.A.? I also love how she made the leap from Jill’s bad mood to “Jill’s pissed I didn’t solve the JiMin thing” especially when Victoria TOLD her Jill was reaming out everyone. I thought it was hilarious when Heather told Paul she used to look at cold case files, but never solved any. LOL. That’s typical of her entire tenure as D.A. And what’s with Heather doing the cold case stuff on Jabot company time? “If there is a way to find out who killed JiMin, I will find him. And I will find him on the company dime, if it’s the last thing I do.”

Quick! Someone call 911! Jana’s lips are stuck to Sabrina’s ass and will require an immediate surgical removal! BTW, marrying Victor Newman doesn’t automatically make HIS family YOUR family.

Amelia Heline is looking really good lately.