Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Gospel Accoring to Paul

"On the patio, Paul agrees to look into Skye's disappearance for Heather, then updates the Louisiana police department found a car reported stolen in GC - with a suit stuffed in the trunk. Was Walter wearing a dark blue suit by any chance? He was - but Heather fears he could be anywhere in the world by now."

OMG! If it's a dark blue suit then the car MUST BE Walter's! Oy. Could the writer's be any sloppier? This is almost as bad as Paul surmising David's actions and everyone taking it as gospel.


"Heather wonders if she should call her old boss, Dennis Elroy - there could be more murders Chow's responsible for. He could meet us here. Paul agrees - good thinking - but meet with him alone - and show him you have what it takes to bust a case wide open."


Sitting back and letting Daddy do your work is NOT having what it takes to "bust a case wide open." Fact of the matter is, Heather just sat there looking at the picture of Walter wondering who he was, and she never once solved a case for the DA's office.


let's spot the inconsistencies!

When did Paul become judge and jury? Because he THINKS Chow killed JiMin and planted evidence to frame Victor and Jack, it’s an automatic fact now? And what gives with the cop giving him all the information on the case, as well as JT, simply because Paul’s old man USED to be a cop? Heather shows up to assure Jabot isn’t liable when the police haven’t even done their report yet? WTH? If anyone was liable, wouldn't it be the limo company? Then Heather and Paul are allowed to trample all through a “designated crime scene”? Do the initials O.J. ring a bell to anyone?

Katherine said Jill sent fear and chaos through Jabot’s “highest corporate level”? Um, hello? Aren’t Katherine and Jill and Nikki Jabot’s “highest corporate level”?

If Chloe only slept with Cane a week or so ago, how could she even be a candidate for an ultrasound this early?

The writers have got to get Glo and Jeff OUT of the pool house. Surely they can afford to remodel so it doesn’t look like the same set. Having them live there is like expecting us to believe Candy Spelling would live in a Motel 6.

Victoria just HAD to apologize to Sabrina, then she gets in there and starts talking about the old days of their friendship. She knows Sabrina is dying, but doesn’t bother to say, “I love you,” or “I’m sorry I misjudged you" when she leaves. This is probably setting us up for weeks of “why didn’t I apologize when I had the chance?!” angst.

While the show is more interesting, I’m not sure if it’s the stories that are more interesting or pointing out all of the inconsistencies in the writer’s sloppy work that’s got me happy.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

M.I.A.

Where is Jana in all of this accident mess? Shouldn't she be at the hospital kissing Sabrina's ass?

i'm a ramblin' (wo)man

Tons of thoughts on today's show....

When did Michael go from lawyer to lapdog? “Call the doctors!” “Find out why Sabrina was in Chow’s limo!” “Get me a dialysis machine!” And when did Neil go from CEO to PI? “Go to New York and find my friend Skye.” Yes, because I’m sure Neil knows so much about this friend he never met.

I love how Nikki had a “deadly dose of morphine” in her, yet it didn’t kill her even though JT took her to his house while Paul regaled her with tales of how he went all PI on David’s ass.

Paul is going to tell the police Nikki was drugged? They’re going to take his word? Why aren’t they doing their own investigation? They haven’t even questioned her or anyone else involved.

Why do I know Jack is going to end up publishing those “disgusting” photos he hopes no one ever has to see?

The hospital can tell Jill they brought Nikki in but they can’t tell her she was released?

Why would there be a story about Skye’s disappearance in Genoa City’s paper?

Kudos to Nick for uttering the DUMBEST LINE OF THE YEAR: “If anyone can convince God to save Sabrina, it’s that man in there.”

Second DUMBEST LINE OF THE YEAR: “Victor prides himself on being the consummate businessman. Never make a business decision based on emotion.” That’s all that idiot ever does! He gets pissed at someone and gets revenge via business venues.

JR. doesn’t even go to the hospital when his father’s wife is in critical condition? And Victor thinks Nick is a prick?! I LOVED it when Neil told Adam HE’D be running things. LOL!! Victor is a TOTAL PIG being soooo nice to Adam when Neil had to tell the idiot to come to the hospital in the first place. Then to say his support meant a lot in front of Nick was downright cruel.

Why would anyone want OLD copies of RS?

Sabrina to Vic: “I know how badly you wanted to be a father.” Yes, you can never have too many kids to ignore.

Jill to Brad: “This company is facing the biggest crisis it has ever known.” Really? What about the tainted cream?
Looooove that Jill handed Brad his ass back on a silver platter. Hopefully, when they find Skye’s phone, the message Brad left will seal his fate and get him booted from the company completely.

Katherine knows that Victor had his vasectomy reversed but his ex-wife doesn’t?! Why in the world would he divulge that to her? Wonder what that conversation was like?
K: “Would you like some coffee, Old Friend?”
V: “No, but I would like some ice for my balls. You got that?! Well, I’ll be damned, I just had my vasectomy reversed. You know, now that I’m not involved with anyone. BTW, I built Newman Enterprises from the ground up!”

You just know that Victor is going to blame Nikki for this whole mess. I can hear him now: “If you hadn’t brought this man into our lives this never would have happened! I told you he was no good! I’ll never forgive you! You got that?!” Victor always talks in exclamation points…LOL.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

returning to the scene of the crime

Heather goes BACK to her job at the district attorney's office?!

Why? Because she did such a bang up job solving all those cases? And when I say, "all those," I mean NONE of her cases.

Friday, July 25, 2008

mystery solved

All this time no one could solve the JiMin murder mystery and Paul solves it in one hour while at his office aka the coffee shop? Puhleeze. (Can you say "tying up LML's loose ends, kids?) I love how he works out of the Athletic Club or the coffee shop. He doesn't even have a secretary anymore. Just a briefcase and the determination to solve crimes....LOL. Nah, I'm kidding. Just the briefcase.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

mi casa is not su casa

Only on the soaps do people begin packing BEFORE they have a place to live.

And it's about time Nick moved out of the ticky tack(y) house. Yet another thing that annoys me about the soaps. We're expected to believe TGVN can't afford to build a house for his kids--or more importantly, that they can't afford to build their own damn house--so he has to remodel the ticky tack(y) house. These kids all talk about how they want to be independent and they live with Daddy or on Daddy's ground. BTW, why didn't Vic evict Victoria and her brood?

Even that loser Jack Abbott was still living with Daddy because he was too immature to live on his own. Evidence the way he thought it was the end of the world when Glo got the house, INSTEAD of seeing it as a great opportunity to move into a new house with his new family.