name that Chancellor!

I had to laugh when Cane said he had no idea how the Feds figured out he used someone else's name and sosh number to get into the country.

Umm, seeing how the Chancellor's are supposed to be so famous in the business world, I'm surprised it's taken them MONTHS to come after him.

Wouldn't it have been in all the papers that he pretended to be someone else when Phillip turned up alive?

that blonde hair dye is killing her brain cells!!

FUNNIEST LINE OF THE DAY was when Sharon was talking to Adam about Ashley's accusations and she said, "It'll all blow over"...OMG...she's priceless!

dumb and dumber

This Patti/Emily switch annoys me on so many levels.

The ASININE writers expect us to swallow Patti and Emily not only looking alike, sounding alike, walking alike, now they want us to believe the women kiss the same, make love the same and have exactly the same body.

Another thing about Patti that makes absolutely no sense is that she was on tons of strong medication. Now here she is with NO medication and she's acting perfectly normal. She must have gone to the Ashley Abbott Cure Yourself of Mental Illness Academy.

A big "FUCK YOU" to the sloppy writers who think the viewers are stupid.

I....ummmm...do?

When you've been married five or six times like Jack Abbott has been, the wedding vows and toasts are just downright laughable.

What was up with Ashley saying Jack had "waited his whole life" to find Emily/Patti? Um, and what were all the other marriages? Trial runs? I also had to LOL @Jack saying "this time" he was going to get it right. Yes, as opposed to all the other times he fucked it up.

And when Billy said Jack would never turn his back on Emily, I wanted to ROFL. Is he forgetting how Jack turned his back on HIM?

their cousins! identical cousins!

You know if you can't tell you're living with a murderous psycho who is off her meds, that doesn't say much for your powers of observation. I guess we're expected to believe that Patti not only sounds like Emily, looks like Emily and walks like Emily, but their naked bodies look exactly the same too.............

shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen

This whole hair thing is stupid because Patti first put that blonde wig on when she was running with Colleen it was a WIG, not her real hair. And they admitted her to the psych ward with the wig on because I remember wondering why they'd do that because she could strangle herself with the wig.

Now all of a sudden, she's in a padded cell, restricted and suddenly it's her real hair. I think the writers need a padded room...

he's come undone

Ridge has had it! He can't take anymore of the Logans...even though they're his wife's family. He smashes the award onto the desk, and.....





Ridge's nervous breakdown begins! It's sooo obvious he's in agony, right? Right?







The real meltdown begins! But Ronn Moss has to cover his face, otherwise you won't be able to tell the difference between this pic and the previous one. And to cover his bad acting. That was a given.



"Watch as I smear this blood all over my face while pretending I'm so anguished I don't know I'm bleeding..."




Ronn Moss in full bloody anguish mode! Can you tell? Yeah, me neither.



Notice how they hug to the side so as not to get any of Ridge's bloody anguish on Brooke's face or white blouse?

color me "president of Jabot"...

IF Victor really names Glo president of Jabot, you just know she'll be all full of herself, thinking he named her to the position because she really has talent. Should be a hoot to watch!

who's got Jabot

SPOILER: Victor outbids everyone and gets Jabot. He fires Jack and Ashley and appoints Gloria in charge. Apparently, Victor's hatred for Jack runs deep, that he is willing to sacrifice his investment.

This is just ridiculous. Victor just got finished screaming about how Newman was short on money. Then they not only outbid everyone else, but they put Gloria in charge to send the company down the toilet? Oh yeah, I wish I had millions to flush down the toilet JUST BECAUSE. I'm so sorry Victor ever came back.

and then there was light....

I was watching today's show and in the segment with the robber Jill tells Chance someone "cut the phone lines and the power lines". How is it that the power was on in the house then when the officer arrived to take their statement? Now THAT'S what you call an efficient electric company!

booooring

I am totally disappointed in Sharon Case's delivery of the line "back off, bitch" today.

I wanted her to go all Real Housewives of New Jersey on Phyllis' ass and give it a "STEP OFF, BITCH!!" 'tude.

But no. It sounded more like "I said DIET Pepsi, not regular..."

*yawn*

Some time this week, Chloe and Chance are out walking and they are shot at.

The writers either need to bring this story to the forefront and finish it or drop it. It's too sporadic and it's not nearly as interesting as all the other things that are going on right now. It's more of an annoying distraction.