Wednesday, February 25, 2009

oh my papa

I like Cane, but he's nuts if he thinks HE and Lily would make better parents for Delia than Billy and Chloe. That's not his decision to make.

Friday, February 20, 2009

friday's rant

I think Karen is so desperate to hang on to Neil, that she's trying to adopt Ana before Tyra gets a chance.

Victor made such a JERK of himself by dedicating that plaque to Brad and giving it to Abby and Colleen. He would have been better off keeping his damn mouth shut.

What a slap in the face to Ashley by Brad putting a twentysomething in charge of her daughter's estate.

Why in the WORLD didn't Lily just tell Cane that the reason she didn't tell him about the paternity is because she only found out the day before at the cabin?

I loved it when Tyra ran with Ana. I just hope they KEEP running....right off the damn show.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

more observations on Wednesday's show

I seriously doubt the hospital would let Cane schlep that newborn baby around all day as if she were a toy. And when he wasn't handling it, Jill and Esther were.

Soooo, Victor is suddenly no longer Abby's father? Weird now that works. She seemed to consider him her father when she accepted that overpriced million dollar horse.

Hard to tell who the bigger jerk is: Neil, for not stopping that kiss or Tara, for telling a newly married man that she was in love with him. And Karen? HELLO?! Why did you freaking sneak out without ripping them BOTH a new asshole?!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

wednesday's woes

LOL'ing my butt off at Ashley thinking Victor's offer of the board seat was his way of "rising above the rivalry" he has with Jack. Sweet, sweet, idiotic Ashley. As IF Victor has a decent bone in his body.

Note to Adam: stop boo hoo'ing about how horrible your life is because Daddy and the step kids are all "against you". You were an asshole at every twist and turn. Karma, dude. Man up and admit YOUR PART in all of your mess.

Tyra is all class. One minute she's feeling bad because she kissed Karen's husband and the next minute they're swapping spit again.

Poor Baby Ashby/Abbott to be saddled with a name like "Cordelia Katherine Valentine Ashby". YUCK!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Victor's mystery woman

I think Victor's mystery woman is none other than.....Mari Jo Mason!

Lots of folks are speculating that it's Diane Jenkins. But Diane is the mother of Jack's child and even though he's never mentioned, I'm gonna ASSume Jack talks to his child from time to time, so he'd know what the boy's mother looks/sounds like.

Mari Jo was last seen in a mental institution and this mystery woman said she didn't look so good anymore, so I'm going to again ASSume Victor will change her looks somehow. This would be a real kick in the teeth to Ashley since MJ killed her husband Blade. Yes, an even bigger kick in the teeth than finding out Victor is the reason her family lost control of Jabot again.

People are also speculating that it's a 'new' love interest. If that's the case, why did Victor make it a point to say, "Jack is still in town..." indicating that she knows Jack already?

Monday, February 9, 2009

stealing time

I LMAO today when Victoria said, “Every where I look, I see things that remind me of Brad.” You know that’s bound to happen WHEN YOU’RE STANDING IN THE MAN’S LIVING ROOM. Duh.

What’s with Sharon’s kleptomaniac tendencies? That was tacky of her to steal something of Brad’s. She should have asked for a token knick knack.

Friday, February 6, 2009

dearly beloved we are gathered here to mourn the death of our ex-husband...

I nearly laughed my ASS off when Phyllis told Nick he was NOT moving out. LOL! He stood there with that "deer in the headlights/omg! this is way worse than PMS!" look on his face. I wonder if EvilPhyllis is back? She's probably gassing up her car right now...LOL!

Shouldn't Lauren have ben invited to that "ex wives funeral"? She's oddly absent, considering that Eden is the one who created this mess in the first place. And I love how everyone keeps reminding us of what a "good boy" Noah is. Really? Then why is he associating with and being led by a first class liar?

From watching the women reminisce, one thing is clear, Eileen Davidson looks sexy in every hairstyle she ever had! Short, long, curly, straight, doesn't matter. She looks beautiful. And nuAbby could definitely pass as her "real" daughter.

Jack told Nick he's still Sharon's husband, but didn't he also tell Sharon the divorce papers arrived days earlier in the mail? That's his problem he hasn't signed them. As far as Sharon's concerned, it's VERY clear she's moved on.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

hi, my name is nick and i'm a CHEATER

Soooooo, "the one constant that defines" her entire life as Sharon Newman knows it is that she's the girl who fell in love with Nick Newman.....back in freaking high school. Unbelievable. The birth/death of her daughter didn't do it, near death of her son didn't do it, her son surviving premature birth didn't do it, getting raped didn't do it, but falling in love with Nick did.

Sharon needs to stop dying her hair blonde. The dye is killing what few brain cells she has left. And wasn't it cozy the way Sharon and Cheater sat on the couch reminiscing about the good times, not a care in the world, and certainly not a worry about all the lives they just destroyed. Way to go, Nick. The apple didn't fall far from the jerk tree in that family.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

do as I say, don't do as I do

Nick can't get through to talk to Noah, yet in the same breath he says he left a message for Phyllis. He also said he didn't want her to hear the news from anyone else and yet said nothing when Jack tried to FAX her. Why can't the folks on soaps make sense?

I LMAO when Sharon began ranting about how Phyllis screwed up and she and Nick had to crack down on Noah. Really? If they had done such a good job, he wouldn't be laying in the hospital right now or hanging around with a liar.

Nick and Sharon can't blame ALL of this on Eden. After all, Noah stood there silently going along with all of her lies about a bowling party. He's just as guilty.

Monday, February 2, 2009

today's rave

What in the world does Lauren know about disciplining a teenager? She sent Scotty away when he was a small child and she never even mentions the kid now. Every time Michael tries to come down on Eden for one of her stunts, Lauren goes all soft and starts with the "we love having you because we're family" crap, which Eden totally takes advantage of.

Nick's excuse to rush off to see Sharon was totally contrived. He wasn't sure he wanted Sharon to hear the news from Jack? Puhleeze. Yet when the accident first happened and no one knew Noah's condition, they were content to just FAX her the news. Suddenly Nick has to drive there to tell her he's ok? There was nothing Sharon could do at that point anyway, and why put both of their lives at risk driving in a storm? Face it, Nick, you're just not over her. Ya big unfaithful JERK. And after all that, Sharon flips out on his ass for not staying with Noah. There's no pleasing her.

I got a kick out of 'poor poor pitiful me' Eden saying every time she and Noah "try to have fun," someone gets in trouble. Gee, maybe that's because she keeps lying about everything.