send them to the cornfield!

Happy to see Sharon & Phyllis dressed appropriately to be running through the cornfield--tight pants and high heeled boots......

it's the Boobsey Twins!

They solve crimes and flash their big boobs!

They're so clever! They question Patti for the truth and when she tells the truth, they say she's incapable of telling the truth.

And leave it to the Boobsy Twins to come up with the SURPRISING idea that maybe Adam called his killer before his death, because we KNOW the COPS would never come up with something like that!

Their crime solving wisdom underwhelms me!

it's the nanny!

Just a FEW WEEKS back, Sharon got Faith and kept rambling on ad naseum how NO ONE BUT HER AND NICK could bond with this baby. OMG! No one could feed Faith or God forbid, TOUCH FAITH, but her and Nick.

Today Victor called and she's all, "Ok, I'll call the nanny."

Wow, that bonding didn't take long, did it?

huh?

Why would you feel a six month old baby avacadoes?

I loved it when Nick said to Sharon, "have you even left this room since you moved in here?" You know, THE NIGHT BEFORE.

Unreal.

a blind man could see where this is heading...

"Sharon claims that in order for Faith to make an attachment to them, THEY must be the only ones 'hands on' with her - for a while."

Like the kid is going to know at her age anyway. Almost as ridiculous as Ashley moaning about how she was going to explain things to Faith. Um, hello? Infants don't need explanations. They just need loving care. And sorry, but no, it doesn't matter who provides it.

"Sharon moves back to the club thinking Victor will be hurt if he has to see the baby he lost living at the ranch."

Puhleeze. Mr. Mumbles hasn't show one iota of "loss" beyond his little speech at the house about how Ashley and he were the victims of a 'cruel hoax'. Let's face it, he didn't see that kid for WEEKS after she was born. Besides, we all know TGVN never shows his emotions anyway.

Ok, if the doctor told Ashley she miscarried, why does she keep wondering what happened to her baby? She lost it. Sadly, end of story.

let's step into our time machine and go back...back....back

Sharon told Nick she saw the article in the EVENING Chronicle?! Who has EVENING editions anymore?! Heck we haven't had one since the late 60's!

that blonde hair dye is killing her brain cells!!

FUNNIEST LINE OF THE DAY was when Sharon was talking to Adam about Ashley's accusations and she said, "It'll all blow over"...OMG...she's priceless!

do you believe the gall?

Of Nick to ream Sharon out for not being there when the house fire started? As IF he's never left Noah on his own.

What does he expect her to do? Put one of those baby leashes on Noah and drag him everywhere she goes like he's a dog?

Nick needs to stop minding Sharon's business and get on with his life with Phyllis.

Speaking of Phyllis, she's going to be sorry she got involved in Adam's mess because guess who Sharon is going to turn to when her marriage falls apart and she finds out Faith is hers....and Nicks?

Seriously?!

Nick to Sharon, "No one was home to stop Noah from going upstairs with his gf." SERIOUSLY?! Like Nick is with that kid every second of the day. Give it a rest.

the plane crash that wasn't

The plane "crash" was a HOOT!!

Right after the FAA guy told Nick there was nothing for miles around the crash site, the pilot walks into the airport! LOL!

And there's Adam with no jacket, sitting in the snow, acting as if he's not the least bit cold.

As far as "crash" "scenery", they certainly saved a bundle by having a few fires lit here and there, and little else!

the young and the kleptos

So once again, Sharon is in trouble.

Hmmm, who will she call from jail? My money is on Jack. But then Nick will find out and rush to her side.

Jack is such an idiot. She's always so quick to tell him that there will never be anything between them, yet every time she's in trouble, she's calls him and he comes a running. And after he gave her that big "it's over!" speech. He's such a major wimp.

nick newman is secretly blonde

I think Nick is every bit as ditzy in his working life as he is in his private life.

He's at Newman and he wants a 'challenge', something new, so he buys the coffee shop. Daddy calls and he trots back to Newman, exclaiming it's all 'different this time'. Then he gets bored with Newman and wants a 'challenge' so he buys into Restless Style. Oh, he fights passionately for HIS magazine, only to drop it for................NEWMAN because it's going to be 'different this time'.

Sound familiar?

I love Sharon, I love Phyllis, I love Sharon, I love Phyllis.....

I'd like to smack him right upside the head.

daddy-ooooooooooooooh

I love how when it suits him, i.e. when it gets him time alone with Sharon, Nick is all his son, his "boy". Yet he left Phyllis today and didn't even give his son the courtesy of telling him, let alone taking Noah along! Great dad.

stealing time

I LMAO today when Victoria said, “Every where I look, I see things that remind me of Brad.” You know that’s bound to happen WHEN YOU’RE STANDING IN THE MAN’S LIVING ROOM. Duh.

What’s with Sharon’s kleptomaniac tendencies? That was tacky of her to steal something of Brad’s. She should have asked for a token knick knack.

hi, my name is nick and i'm a CHEATER

Soooooo, "the one constant that defines" her entire life as Sharon Newman knows it is that she's the girl who fell in love with Nick Newman.....back in freaking high school. Unbelievable. The birth/death of her daughter didn't do it, near death of her son didn't do it, her son surviving premature birth didn't do it, getting raped didn't do it, but falling in love with Nick did.

Sharon needs to stop dying her hair blonde. The dye is killing what few brain cells she has left. And wasn't it cozy the way Sharon and Cheater sat on the couch reminiscing about the good times, not a care in the world, and certainly not a worry about all the lives they just destroyed. Way to go, Nick. The apple didn't fall far from the jerk tree in that family.

today's rave

What in the world does Lauren know about disciplining a teenager? She sent Scotty away when he was a small child and she never even mentions the kid now. Every time Michael tries to come down on Eden for one of her stunts, Lauren goes all soft and starts with the "we love having you because we're family" crap, which Eden totally takes advantage of.

Nick's excuse to rush off to see Sharon was totally contrived. He wasn't sure he wanted Sharon to hear the news from Jack? Puhleeze. Yet when the accident first happened and no one knew Noah's condition, they were content to just FAX her the news. Suddenly Nick has to drive there to tell her he's ok? There was nothing Sharon could do at that point anyway, and why put both of their lives at risk driving in a storm? Face it, Nick, you're just not over her. Ya big unfaithful JERK. And after all that, Sharon flips out on his ass for not staying with Noah. There's no pleasing her.

I got a kick out of 'poor poor pitiful me' Eden saying every time she and Noah "try to have fun," someone gets in trouble. Gee, maybe that's because she keeps lying about everything.

i vant to be alone!

Typical soap storyline.

Sharon goes to the cabin to BE ALONE, and she gets more visitors there in one day than when she's home in GC.

And who goes away to think, then bellyaches they're lonely? Oh yeah. Sharon the ditz.

stand by her man

Geez, it didn't take Sharon long to start thinking about Nick now that her marriage is kaput, did it?

She needs to stand by her original statement that she wouldn't do to Phyllis what Phyllis did to her, and stop running to Nick. He's not her husband any more and chick needs to GROW UP. It won't kill her to be alone.

Friday's Y&R rant

What prison would allow two inmates to meet in a cell together like Victor and the forger? None. And no judge would take a word of that inmate's "testimony" seriously if he knew Victor was paying him.

LOL’ing @ Jack having to use the sex addict lie. Serves him right. As long as it gets him out of the house, I don’t care. I’ve disliked those two together from the start. I loved it yesterday when Michael said, “I can’t wait to hear this either.” Jack leaves his credit card statements with Michael?!

Speaking of Michael, he and Victor must be communicating telepathically these days. Victor hadn't talked to Michael at all during today's show, and yet he had dirt on the forger. How so? Maybe he Googled him? BWAHAHAHA!
If the forger didn't think enough of his family to stay and support them, why would he care if his family was taken care of in exchange for info?

How stupid was Phyllis to reveal that she knew about Jack’s credit cards before she sent the information to Sharon? She should have kept her mouth shut about what she knew before she played her hand. Jack is going to go straight to her.

Can’t wait to see Nick’s reaction when he realizes the cover of Restless Style was shot in Paris. And who’s running the magazine? When there were FOUR people in charge, they had to be there every moment, micromanaging each other, working late at night, figuring out who was going to grace the cover. Now, no one is there. Not even Nicki.

Love how Sharon interrupts her dramatic exit to stop and make a phone call to Nick.

love makes the world go round

Why does Nick keep saying "Noah needs to come first"? The kid isn't a baby, unlike say, his DAUGHTER, Summer? Shouldn't SHE come first?

And if the kids really DO come first, why in the world was Nick sucking face with Sharon, putting two marriages in jeopardy once again? All that crap about how it felt so right to be with her, like "old times" and yet before he left, he was professing his love for Phyllis. Oy.

Y&R is looking more and more like B&B these last few months as far as short term relationships go. "I'll love you FOREVER." Ok, finished loving you, now I love YOU forever. I hate that.