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I have to admit, I like Sarah's character much better than Lauren's.

Lauren is soooo freaking boring most of the time.

they're a few crayons short of a box

How BRILLIANT to set a fire INSIDE the cage where you're trapped....just BRILLIANT

the cream of the crop

My favorite part was of today's show was when Lauren told Daisy that unlike Shelia, SHE wasn't crazy.

Really, Lauren? She has you locked in a cage, and Jana in a box and she's NOT crazy?!

Who's the crazy one now, beyotch?

ok that's it

Now that Lauren uttered the "S" word...Shelia...and Michael reassured her Shelia is dead, I'm totally convinced Shelia is Ryder's mother.

the show needs new writers

I HATE IT when they bring on young characters who make total buffoons of the adults, like Daniel and Amber and Kevin/Jana did with the bank folks, and like Daisy did with Lauren.

A few flattering comments and Lauren is ready to hire her based on Amber's word? Puhleeze. Like Amber is the voice of maturity and sensibility.

Anybody ever heard of "reference checks" on these shows?

dearly beloved we are gathered here to mourn the death of our ex-husband...

I nearly laughed my ASS off when Phyllis told Nick he was NOT moving out. LOL! He stood there with that "deer in the headlights/omg! this is way worse than PMS!" look on his face. I wonder if EvilPhyllis is back? She's probably gassing up her car right now...LOL!

Shouldn't Lauren have ben invited to that "ex wives funeral"? She's oddly absent, considering that Eden is the one who created this mess in the first place. And I love how everyone keeps reminding us of what a "good boy" Noah is. Really? Then why is he associating with and being led by a first class liar?

From watching the women reminisce, one thing is clear, Eileen Davidson looks sexy in every hairstyle she ever had! Short, long, curly, straight, doesn't matter. She looks beautiful. And nuAbby could definitely pass as her "real" daughter.

Jack told Nick he's still Sharon's husband, but didn't he also tell Sharon the divorce papers arrived days earlier in the mail? That's his problem he hasn't signed them. As far as Sharon's concerned, it's VERY clear she's moved on.

today's rave

What in the world does Lauren know about disciplining a teenager? She sent Scotty away when he was a small child and she never even mentions the kid now. Every time Michael tries to come down on Eden for one of her stunts, Lauren goes all soft and starts with the "we love having you because we're family" crap, which Eden totally takes advantage of.

Nick's excuse to rush off to see Sharon was totally contrived. He wasn't sure he wanted Sharon to hear the news from Jack? Puhleeze. Yet when the accident first happened and no one knew Noah's condition, they were content to just FAX her the news. Suddenly Nick has to drive there to tell her he's ok? There was nothing Sharon could do at that point anyway, and why put both of their lives at risk driving in a storm? Face it, Nick, you're just not over her. Ya big unfaithful JERK. And after all that, Sharon flips out on his ass for not staying with Noah. There's no pleasing her.

I got a kick out of 'poor poor pitiful me' Eden saying every time she and Noah "try to have fun," someone gets in trouble. Gee, maybe that's because she keeps lying about everything.

east of eden

Did I hear incorrectly today because I thought Lauren mentioned that it looked like Eden had the information on the trip to France 'for a while'.

She's only been IN school for a week at best, so how long could she have had that information? I hate to see another slick teenager on this show who treats the adults like idiots, constantly conning them into getting their way, the way Eden is doing.

and the Eric Braeden ass kissing fest continues...

From Friday's show:

Lauren: "Well if anyone can help her recover from sheer force of will, it'll be Victor."