rant about Friday's fiasco

GCPD must be a great place to work. Only hired a few days ago and Chance is already in charge of a high profile case. Guess we can kiss hottie Detective Gil goodbye...

LOVED Paul's line the other day about telling the media there are two brands of justice in GC: one for the rich and one for the other schlubs.

I nearly LMAO today when Nick commented that Noah would probably have more of a chance of "running into kids with similar backgrounds" at Walnut Grove. REALLY? The other kids have klepto moms in the psych ward who have lugged dead bodies around town and dads who turned their grandfathers into the Feds and plays musical beds? Cool!

Why didn't Phyllis and Nick say a word about Summer today when Noah dropped by? She IS his sister and she will be leaving for Switzerland in the morning. Oy.

I'm guessing Phyllis' trip to Switzerland is covering Michelle's vacation and it will allow Nick and Sharon to grow closer together. AGAIN. UGH.

I thought it was hilarious when Phyllis mentioned Nick had a "lot of balls to juggle" and I'm sure she doesn't want Sharon co-juggling ANY of those balls.

She's Glo-wing

I really like Judith's red hair. It makes her look younger and sexier.

It looks so much more natural than that Cruella DeVille look she had for so long.

And how dumb are she and Jeff to keep doing Victor's bidding? They flirt with going to jail every time and that asshole has no intention of giving them a penny. Victor was right about one thing: Jeff ISN'T very bright. He's stupid for falling for Victor's shit.

the old and the bored

Anybody else get a chuckle out of Eric Braeden kicking Ashley's bedroom door in the other day....WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS?!

That is totally driving me up a wall. The man couldn't look more bored with his role if he tried.

thoughts on Friday's mess

How can Patty afford to stay at the GC Hotel and wouldn't she have checked out of her room by now? And yet she's moving about freely. Like Jill, Gloria and Jeff, she seems to be able to move in high circles without a penny. Gawd, the writers are getting so sloppy.

Daniel had me laughing my ass off on Friday. Hell, he should be working for Paul he's so clueless. When he went to Deacon's room and said, "I think there's more to this." OY! As if that wasn't bad enough, he adds, "I'm going to find out what you're really after." Um, could it be AMBER, who was standing right beside him, Einstein?

What in the world was with Doug Davidson and his overacting when he realized Patti was Mary Jane? Good grief, you'd think he was up for an Academy Award. It amazes me that he never recognized her talking to her face to face, but from the side for a few seconds, while she's wearing a blonde wig, he says, "I think that's my sister." THEN when he gets to her room, she spends the next ten minutes convincing him that she IS his sister and says, "I wanted a new start, but I couldn't fool you." REALLY? Because she's been fooling him for MONTHS.

They're going to do a DNA test on Ryder? Geez, if we've learned one thing on this show it's that DNA tests lie. Always.

I hate the direction the latest set of writers are taking show. They're all over the place with storylines that make no sense and have nothing to back them up. The latest MESS is Victoria and JT. Now this couple has shown NO SIGNS of problems except for the writers suddenly dropping in "Victoria just hasn't been the same since her accident" every few days. Suddenly she's horny for Deacon and furious that JT kissed Colleen. Way to get righteous on his ass, Cheater. And we're also supposed to swallow that all along JT has had it for Colleen, when, in fact, he's shown no interest in her whatsoever. This is exactly like the gay thing with Phillip. It made NO SENSE and was just dropped into the show for sensationalism and has nothing to back it up. He hasn't been on in days. Not that I'm complaining on that score. The thing I like best about him is that he isn't on.

LMAO at Billy's "we come in peace" line to Ashley. What is he? An Indian? And what was with Ashley's nightgown? She had a t shirt under a sexy nightie. Huh? More proof she's just plain nuts.

thursday's crap

I love it. Ashley is crazy yet there sits Jack in the middle of a swanky restaurant talking to his dead father....oy.

Victor would have to be a COMPLETE IMBECILE not to see that Ashley is falling to pieces and yet he does NOTHING. When Jack tries to help, he has the balls to make it personal instead of realizing Ashley is in trouble. What a total jerk.

And how in the world did Paul recognize Patty from the side in a bad wig when he doesn't even recognize her talking to her face to face?!

the young and the ridiculous

Victor is a laugh riot sometimes. The other day when he said to Nicki, "How can you just walk into the house like this?" I nearly peed myself laughing.

EVERYONE walks into that house unannounced. Why should he be surprised that his ex-wife does it? Oh, maybe it's because he "beefed up" his security. That's another laugh riot. How can you "beef up" something that doesn't exist?

Friday's show

Why would the DA's office allow Sharon to be institutionalized when she's pregnant? Why wouldn't they make her attend mandatory counseling sessions first?

After all the promises Nick made Phyllis, after renewing their vows, that huge JACKASS still has the balls to say to Sharon, "Just say the word and I'm there." What a jerk.

stayin' alive

In Thursday's show, Rafe tells Sharon that if she commits herself for 30 days, they won't press charges. He goes on to say that she could be held longer, but more than likely won't be. He reassures her on this a couple times. So we know one thing for sure: she WILL be forced to stay after the 30 days is up...LOL!

Abby is so damn self-centered that she wishes Adam could see her on the cover of Restless Style? Geez, could she be more insensitive? Yes, she can. She wants to throw a party for herself knowing that her mother is FRAGILE, damn it!

Here's a few things I don't ever want to hear coming out of Victor Newman's mouth again: "you got that?" "fragile" "I'll be damned" "I built this business from the ground up" and "gaslighting".

the young and the kleptos

So once again, Sharon is in trouble.

Hmmm, who will she call from jail? My money is on Jack. But then Nick will find out and rush to her side.

Jack is such an idiot. She's always so quick to tell him that there will never be anything between them, yet every time she's in trouble, she's calls him and he comes a running. And after he gave her that big "it's over!" speech. He's such a major wimp.

are you KIDDING me?!

What kind of mother leaves town--possibly permanently--and doesn't even take the time to say a face to face goodbye to her kids and grandkids?! And what a cop out--"it's too painful". GMAB, Nicki.

The Newmans are one whacked out family.

How many times have they left town without word to anyone--especially Victor? I recall the one Christmas both kids lived at home and Mom and Dad were BOTH gone from the ranch.

Their biggest problem IS....

Lily: I think the problem is Lily is her own worst enemy. Every time there's trouble, she runs back to Daddy, so of course, Daddy is going to stick up for her. He knows all her business because the immature little blabbermouth can't deal with her own problems. She gets over her anger, but Dad is still mad. I hate that Neil interferes, but the blame lies squarely on Lily's shoulders. She's still acting like a child and that's why she's still being treated like one.

Nicki: I think the real reason Nicki doesn't want to marry Paul is because he treats her like a decent human being. She said it herself, "I've found a man who would never hurt anyone." I guess Paul isn't nearly as emotionally and verbally abusive enough for her.

Victor: LOVED the "this time I promise we will make it work" line that he tossed into one of his many weddings. The mere fact that he's been married as many times as he's had should have been a big tip off that his word means jack shit. "This time" we'll make it work leaves you with the impression that the other times were just practice runs.

paging the Abbotts: pity party of several

I wonder how much Jill and Billy pay to throw their daily pity parties?

Boo hoo. Nobody loved Billy when he was growing up so he has to constantly take it out on Mommy dearest.

Boo hoo. Kay made Jill's life a living hell--according to Jill--so she has to constantly take it out on Kay.

Boo hoo. Phillip was gay and nobody loved him so he takes it out on his family by staging his own death and staying away from his family for years and years. He was the only smart one. He saved money on the pity parties.

Does ANYONE in this family take responsibility for their own actions? And does ANYONE truly forgive?

Interesting how Chloe took Billy to task about Jill today, saying she was a mother and hoped that when Delia grew up she didn't throw her mistakes in her mother's face like Billy was doing. Hmm, what was the reason she had nothing to do with Esther all these years again? Oooh, yeah. The mistakes she made as a mother. Oy these people with the accusing others of the same stuff they do!

LOVED the sour expression on Nicki's face today when she proclaimed she was "estatic to be marrying Paul." Yeah, that was really believable.