Ryder's on the storm

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE Lord, do NOT let Ryder's mother be SHELIA CARTER. Today when Lauren said she'd "seen that look in his eye before" I wanted to barf.

I recall Tom and Shelia working together the last time she came to town and of course, the ages would be all wrong, but that never matters on the soaps.

I hope I'm wrong.

Tuesday's thoughts

I wanted to give Victor a roundhouse kick to the head today when he told Phyllis not to worry her "pretty little head" about MJ and the problems she's caused. What a chauvinistic moron. And I just love the way he lies about having anything to do with MJ. Although he never came right out and said it, he continued to dance all around the truth with Phyllis.

I HATE IT when Nick makes Sharon out to be a saint. And why would they lock him IN the mental institution if they were worried about a patient being on the loose? Wouldn't they allow the family to leave first? What if the patient were hiding somewhere in the building and caused trouble on the inside? Made no sense. If you were visiting a prison and there was lockdown they sure as hell wouldn't lock you on the INside.

I now officially add "santuary" to the growing list of words I NEVER want to hear on Y&R again.

rant about Friday's fiasco

GCPD must be a great place to work. Only hired a few days ago and Chance is already in charge of a high profile case. Guess we can kiss hottie Detective Gil goodbye...

LOVED Paul's line the other day about telling the media there are two brands of justice in GC: one for the rich and one for the other schlubs.

I nearly LMAO today when Nick commented that Noah would probably have more of a chance of "running into kids with similar backgrounds" at Walnut Grove. REALLY? The other kids have klepto moms in the psych ward who have lugged dead bodies around town and dads who turned their grandfathers into the Feds and plays musical beds? Cool!

Why didn't Phyllis and Nick say a word about Summer today when Noah dropped by? She IS his sister and she will be leaving for Switzerland in the morning. Oy.

I'm guessing Phyllis' trip to Switzerland is covering Michelle's vacation and it will allow Nick and Sharon to grow closer together. AGAIN. UGH.

I thought it was hilarious when Phyllis mentioned Nick had a "lot of balls to juggle" and I'm sure she doesn't want Sharon co-juggling ANY of those balls.

She's Glo-wing

I really like Judith's red hair. It makes her look younger and sexier.

It looks so much more natural than that Cruella DeVille look she had for so long.

And how dumb are she and Jeff to keep doing Victor's bidding? They flirt with going to jail every time and that asshole has no intention of giving them a penny. Victor was right about one thing: Jeff ISN'T very bright. He's stupid for falling for Victor's shit.

the old and the bored

Anybody else get a chuckle out of Eric Braeden kicking Ashley's bedroom door in the other day....WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS?!

That is totally driving me up a wall. The man couldn't look more bored with his role if he tried.

thoughts on Friday's mess

How can Patty afford to stay at the GC Hotel and wouldn't she have checked out of her room by now? And yet she's moving about freely. Like Jill, Gloria and Jeff, she seems to be able to move in high circles without a penny. Gawd, the writers are getting so sloppy.

Daniel had me laughing my ass off on Friday. Hell, he should be working for Paul he's so clueless. When he went to Deacon's room and said, "I think there's more to this." OY! As if that wasn't bad enough, he adds, "I'm going to find out what you're really after." Um, could it be AMBER, who was standing right beside him, Einstein?

What in the world was with Doug Davidson and his overacting when he realized Patti was Mary Jane? Good grief, you'd think he was up for an Academy Award. It amazes me that he never recognized her talking to her face to face, but from the side for a few seconds, while she's wearing a blonde wig, he says, "I think that's my sister." THEN when he gets to her room, she spends the next ten minutes convincing him that she IS his sister and says, "I wanted a new start, but I couldn't fool you." REALLY? Because she's been fooling him for MONTHS.

They're going to do a DNA test on Ryder? Geez, if we've learned one thing on this show it's that DNA tests lie. Always.

I hate the direction the latest set of writers are taking show. They're all over the place with storylines that make no sense and have nothing to back them up. The latest MESS is Victoria and JT. Now this couple has shown NO SIGNS of problems except for the writers suddenly dropping in "Victoria just hasn't been the same since her accident" every few days. Suddenly she's horny for Deacon and furious that JT kissed Colleen. Way to get righteous on his ass, Cheater. And we're also supposed to swallow that all along JT has had it for Colleen, when, in fact, he's shown no interest in her whatsoever. This is exactly like the gay thing with Phillip. It made NO SENSE and was just dropped into the show for sensationalism and has nothing to back it up. He hasn't been on in days. Not that I'm complaining on that score. The thing I like best about him is that he isn't on.

LMAO at Billy's "we come in peace" line to Ashley. What is he? An Indian? And what was with Ashley's nightgown? She had a t shirt under a sexy nightie. Huh? More proof she's just plain nuts.

thursday's crap

I love it. Ashley is crazy yet there sits Jack in the middle of a swanky restaurant talking to his dead father....oy.

Victor would have to be a COMPLETE IMBECILE not to see that Ashley is falling to pieces and yet he does NOTHING. When Jack tries to help, he has the balls to make it personal instead of realizing Ashley is in trouble. What a total jerk.

And how in the world did Paul recognize Patty from the side in a bad wig when he doesn't even recognize her talking to her face to face?!