talk about perfect timing

today's show crap

If Lauren’s son was sick, why in the world did she leave him behind?

Geez, could the Baldwin’s have been any more trashier at the Ashram? Insisting on using a cell phone, flaunting leather products, complaining about taking off their shoes. Geez, they need some time at the Ashram to get over their addiction to material goods.

Funny how Colleen couldn’t be bothered to go to Jana’s shower, but she shows up at the wedding.

Although the whole “mystic” wedding ceremony was goofy, I loved Lauren’s dress today on the show. It was the perfect color for her.


Nice of Michael to tell Jana that he disliked her in the past right before her wedding ceremony. Way to set the tone of the day, Mikey.

I sooooo enjoyed Victoria telling Adam who was really running the show. He's such a self-serving jerk.

here comes the bride...yet again

How in the world did Newman family and friends work up any enthusiasm for the wedding of a man who has been married SEVEN times with two invalid marriages to boot? A total of TEN trips down the aisle? He's worn the damn thing out already.

Poor Sabrina was forced to ask Jana to be in the wedding because there was no one else, not unlike Victoria asking Phyllis to be godmother because again, no one else.



I know this wedding was thrown together on the fly, but could they have found an UGLIER, PLAINER dress for the flower girls?










From the second she tried it on, I kept wanting to push that damn "right sleeve" up into place. Then I realized it was suppose to droop like that. That would drive me nuts!