here comes the bride...yet again

How in the world did Newman family and friends work up any enthusiasm for the wedding of a man who has been married SEVEN times with two invalid marriages to boot? A total of TEN trips down the aisle? He's worn the damn thing out already.

Poor Sabrina was forced to ask Jana to be in the wedding because there was no one else, not unlike Victoria asking Phyllis to be godmother because again, no one else.



I know this wedding was thrown together on the fly, but could they have found an UGLIER, PLAINER dress for the flower girls?










From the second she tried it on, I kept wanting to push that damn "right sleeve" up into place. Then I realized it was suppose to droop like that. That would drive me nuts!