rippin' on today's show

I don’t like Judith Chapman’s new hair color. Waaaay to dark and what’s with the skunk stripes by her face? The idea is to look younger. Not more Vampira-like.

Katherine: “You’re going to appoint Cane CEO."
Jill: “As his grandmother, I would think you’d be thrilled.”
And yet, as her daughter, Jill never even bothered to tell Katherine she was giving Cane the job.

Ashley gave Traci her proxy for what reason? She flew in for a ten minute meeting in which there was no vote. And why was Brad trying to get her to agree to support his bid for CEO? Again, there was no vote so it made no sense.

I think Jill really wants Cane as CEO, not because he’s “the only one” she can trust, but because she wants to micromanage the business from every end. Since when does “loyalty” come before “experience” when a big company is looking for a CEO?

Gotta love the way Jana puts all her faith in her relationship with Kevin in a Ouija board. Don’t let her near the horoscope section of the paper, Kev!

A model holding a skull for an high fashion magazine? Huh? And why would you have a supposedly upscale magazine and then fill it with crappy articles like the gossip filled one on Sabrina and this business with Jill? The writers need to make up their minds about this magazine pronto: is it like Cosmo or the National Enquirer? Because ya can’t have both.

Love how Colleen blew off Jana’s bachelorette party for a date that she could have any night of the week. Sweet. Then she blew off her own mother who she hadn’t seen in how long. "Oh, if only you'd told me you were coming." Riiight.

Sadly, I was wrong about Eric Braeden going on vacation, but I was right about one thing: he’s doing all his “acting” with his hands in his pockets. That, combined with the baseball cap disguise and the black t shirt means he’s doing his “tough guy routine” ala Bobby Marscino. I bet we see some right hooks before this is all over. Victor doesn't work the hell out of that punching bag for nada.

Cane thinks Chloe might leave town with the baby and never come back? Is he delusional or what? He must be the only one who can’t see the huge “gold digging opportunist” sign on her forehead. No way is that chick leaving her mealticket behind.

The writers are doing an EXCELLENT job of turning Sharon into a Stepford Wife. "I support you no matter what." Give me a break with this mealy mouthed bullshit. What is wrong with her these days?