Monday, September 1, 2008

the young and the yawning

No wonder people don’t react anymore when Victor “dies”. This is the fourth time he’s done it. When he finally does die, the kids won’t even bother with a funeral cuz they won’t believe it. Victor “died” back in ‘83 to fool his secretary Eve; he “died” back in ‘93 when he disappeared to Kansas and was mugged. The mugger died in the crash and they ASSumed it was Vic. Back in ‘99, when he was on an island with Nikki, he found out Brad & Jack took over his company so he flew back home and his plane crashed. Once again he was presumed dead.

This will be HILARIOUS: when Victor returns, he walks in on Heather and Adam sexing it up on the living room couch. He glares at them and walks right past them without a word. I can almost smell the scorn. Or is that sperm? Seriously, have these two ever heard of a “bedroom” or “privacy” since apparently everybody and their mother walks through the front door of the “well guarded” ranch.
Then he calls Michael and has him summon Neil to the ranch because apparently Michael is now Victor’s personal secretary. He reinstates Neil--can’t wait to see the look on smug Brad’s face when he finds out he played both ends and lost. But this upsets me--Victoria and Nicholas race to the ranch to see Victor, but he refuses to see them. He has “some things to straighten out”. Bullshit. Then Victor calls Adam in and in a few short words dismisses him from the company and boots him off the ranch. YAY! Apparently in Victor’s letter to Adam, he asked him to share with his brother and sister, which he refused to do. I just wonder if this means Nick and Victoria will have to give back their crummy “inheritance”? I have to admit, it was an absolute hoot when Victoria tried to make it seem like she and Nick were thrilled with their crappy “gifts” and she said to Adam, “All you got was money. I hope it makes you happy,” and he said with smug smile, “It does.” LOL! I’m with ya on that one, Adam.

Apparently Chloe/Kate hasn’t told mama Esther of her arrival in Genoa City because she’s deeply ashamed of her mother. Yeah, this from a greedy chick who forced an innocent man to marry her and is lying about the father of her baby. I still it’s Billy. They’re not bringing him back for nothing, and the way the results of the DNA test was worded leads me to that conclusion. They did NOT say, “Cane is the father,” they said Cane’s DNA was in the same grouping as the baby’s father. My guess is she found out about Cane while sexing it up with Billy and she moved to GC to stake her claim. Esther shows up at Crimson Lights in that ridiculous maid’s outfit--who WEARS those things outside of Halloween parties?!--and Chloe/Kate is mortified. Sorry, can’t work up any sympathy for poor Chloe. There's nothing shameful in doing an honest day's work for an honest day's pay.

A lot of people online are complaining about Ana’s constant singing. One even asked if “she had a record deal with Sony”. LOL! Funny thing is “Colleen” DOES have a record deal and I was afraid she was constantly going to be singing. Caught me off guard when they brought this obnoxious character in.

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